superwhowhedonfighter:

you know how a period is supposed to last 3-7 days

who is that asshole that only has to suffer 3 days

Me. I am that asshole. I am the one who has three day periods… Well. Two and a half. Third day is so light that it’s usually done by mid-day.

It’s interesting when you feel a connection with someone after a date but they don’t. Meh such is life, I suppose. 

asksecularwitch:

cannibalcoalition:

asksecularwitch:

“Oh hey, I want to be in a relationship with you that has toys.”

“TOYS? YOU WANT TOYS IN THE BEDROOM? THAT’S FUCKING DEGRADING AND DISRESPECTFUL TO YOUR PARTNER, IT MAKES THEM FEEL LIKE THEY CAN’T AMOUNT TO ANYTHING OR COMPARE TO THAT TOY BECAUSE THEY HAVE TO USE A TOY ON YOU. THAT’S RUDE. HOMG.”

“Oh, I want to be in a physical relationship with you, but I would like to do something other than Missionary Position.”

“YOU WANT TO ADD KINK TO OUR RELATIONSHIP? WHAT AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU THAT YOU HAVE TO GET OFF ON YOUR SICK FETISHES? YOU’RE SICK.”

“Oh, hi. I’d like to have a relationship with you, but I prefer not to have to put the lights off, I like it with the lights on.”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT ARE YOU FUCKING SERIOUS? NO ONE WANTS TO LOOK AT ANYONE ELSE, BECAUSE THAT’S DEGRADING AND RUDE. I MEAN WHO WANTS TO SEE IF THE BUTTHOLE GOT A PIECE OF TISSUE ON IT, I MEAN THAT’S JUST RUDE FOR ANYONE TO SEE. YOU CANNOT BE FUCKING SERIOUS. EW DISGUSTING. YOU WANT YOUR PARTNER TO FEEL LIKE THEY ARE BEING STARED AT AND WATCHED???? THAT’S WHAT STALKERS DO. NASTY. NASTY MOTHERFUCKER.”

Best!

derplores:

mamamantis:

the next time a “straight ally” tries to explain to me why “straight ally awareness day/week/what the fuck ever” is a legitimate thing

i’m gonna tell them to look me in the eye

and tell me that i should be grateful to them for thinking i’m equal to them

seriously

fucking do it

look me in the eye and tell me i should say “thank you for not calling me a dyke”

look me in the eye and tell me to express my gratitude to you for not beating the shit out of me

look me in the eye and tell me you deserve an entire day, or for god’s sake a WEEK, for the queer community to fucking THANK YOU for not actively treating us like shit

look me in the fucking eye and tell me to be grateful to you

because then i will have an excuse to take out your fucking kneecaps

(via getoutdad)

cannibalcoalition:

I would rather
crawl on my belly
And know the world I live in.
Than wrap myself in a cocoon
And hope to emerge a butterfly
In a world of only flowers.

I would rather slither
And know the dirt

dust

mud and muck
Than fly through the air
Only to be trapped by a spider.

I would rather they run
scream
hide
at the sight of me
Than chase me with a net
because they like my wings.

I would rather have
the fangs of a viper
and people curse my name
than be glorified
imitated
revered
only to become a part
of another person’s collection.

I would rather be a snake.
I would rather shed my skin
Than pretend that what I once was
Is something that I no longer am.

A caterpillar is still a caterpillar.
It is not the same, but it still hasn’t changed.
Once a snake, always a snake.
Always a goddamn snake.

(was suddenly attacked by verse.)

(via achangingaltar)

fabu-darlin:

Every url that reblog’s will be written in a book and shown to my homophobic dad. 

(via spiritscraft)